We are back in black, my fellow Fandom dwellers! And tonight, I, Barney Stinson, Dean of Students, bring you all the news the squirrels could scribble. Starting with the loss of this year's objects you could ( do naughty things with, yes. )

George: ...what did happen t'yer eye, Dean?

Barney: That depends, do you listen to radio often?

George: Aye, but I was figurin' ye might enjoy explainin' it yerself.

Barney: Hmm. My story's better. It involves a Cinderella of a girl - she starts off not so hot and reforms herself into a BEAUTIFUL temptress, only to beat upon the man who ( Read more... )

"Never fear, Tuesday listeners, Dean Stinson is here! Yes, even on a sound-based medium I am here to save the town from your horribly unattractive regular host. Excuse last night, I was trapped in the city. It seems Red Box takes issues with my new Blue Box enterprise. But we're here to focus on everything that counts for news in this bustling ( Read more... )

Good evening Fandom, and welcome back to Monday nights with ( Barney, who is still not a purple dinosaur. )

Well hello to you, my favorite little tuxedoed squirrel! It's just you, me, and this microphone for radio, so all you listeners out there can lie back, relax, and try not to choke on anything while your very own Dean Barney Stinson updates you on the who's doing who of Fandom.

( Solo radio is lonely. )

Barney: Is it better than I said, or what? Nothing beats tiny squirrels in sharp suits doing shots on a lame ass Saturday night! ...Okay, maybe a couple things, but nothing between bros!

George: 'Twould be better did we not have a lame ass Saturday night, aye? How d'ye make that happen?

Barney: We can start by ( starting a wave right here, right now! )

Lily: This is our last broadcast, huh?

Barney: Until next term, duh!

Lily: You sure about that?

Barney: Please, like we'll ( ever let go! )

Barney: Alright, here's how this is gonna work.

Lily: How is this gonna work?

Barney: There was a gathering today and they likely used that M-I-N-G-L-E word. Meaning we need ( Read more... )

Lily: It's Thursday again, and you know what else today is?

Barney: Yet another day we celebrate ( alcohol. )

Barney: Good evening, Fandom!

Lily: It kind of seems like ( like what? like what? )